Welcome to this second installment of Un-Fucking the Republic, where we dissect the good, the bad,

and the ugly of American politics, and highlight the disconnect between U.S. policy and reality.

Today we're talking budget, national priorities, and dispelling the myth that things like

health care, education, and social safety nets are just too expensive to pay for. We are

fucking up, trickle down, by busting up the budget and breaking down how our priorities expose

our lack of humanity. So let's begin. Oh, my friends, we are fucked. Deliciously, unreservedly,

catastrophically fucked, and not the good kind.

We'll traverse this audio journey together to upend conventional wisdom, blow up narratives on the left, right, and middle,

and use magical devices like facts, logic, and reason to explain how exactly we arrived in Bizarro America, the fun house mirror version of what was originally intended.

I have found myself more and more fully committed to being ungovernable.

We'll examine exactly how and why we're fucked.

You want to claim this land is a land of a free?

Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag.

Dig in to why we can't seem to unfuck ourselves.

Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people

than with your image in a history book.

Ask why we settle for leaders who fuck us over.

Please at least leave us alone in our living rooms.

Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radios.

And I won't say anything.

Just leave us alone.

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

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