Oh, my friends, we are fucked.

Deliciously, unreservedly, catastrophically fucked, and not the good kind.

We'll traverse this audio journey together to upend conventional wisdom,

blow up narratives on the left, right, and middle, and use magical devices like facts,

logic, and reason to explain how exactly we arrived in Bizarro America,

the fun house mirror version of what was originally intended.

I have found myself more and more fully committed to being ungovernable.

We'll examine exactly how and why we're fucked.

You want to claim this land is the land of a free?

Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag.

Dig in to why we can't seem to unfuck ourselves.

Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people

than with your image in a history book.

Ask why we settle for leaders who fuck us over. Please at least leave us alone in our living rooms.

Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-builted radios and I won't say anything.

Just leave us alone.

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

And see if we can unfuck things just a bit, all by ourselves.

I do think that as long as you continue, looking at things, through that old patriarchal

Cartesian-Antonian lens, you're going to miss out on what the world really is.

Welcome to unfucking the Republic, or the safe for work version and for the kids at home,

UNFTR.

...