Hello, really walking back to another short episode of the casual criminalist.

This one is Princess Susanna, Clonial Conwomen.

As always, I'm your host Simon.

This episode has been written by Callum.

I have it on my eye part here because I forgot to print it out again.

By me being forgetful and also being more environmentally friendly, although I do like having

the paper in my hand.

But anyway, I've not read this before, as always, I'm reading this along with you guys

let's see what it's all about.

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Thanks to Yankee Worldwide Cultural Dominance, everyone knows the American Dream.

The deal goes that no matter where in the world you're from or how much money you have,

you can come to the grand old US of A and become whoever you want to be.

Today's story proves that some people have taken that proposition a little more literally

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