Princess Leia’s Bikini, Ozzy Britney Beef & Childless Cougar Hunting
Yannis Pappas Hour
Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Princess Leia's bikini bottom has been purchased, much to the disappointment of Star Wars fans—the opportunity is lost. Yanni breaks down the gender war and Project 2025, while Ozzy Osbourne can't handle Britney Spears' dancing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody we have a hot show coming up if you're on YouTube just don't go anywhere real quick I'm gonna just do my dates real quick these are for people who want to see me live Syracuse this Friday August 2nd Albany August 3rd Saturday |
| 0:12.4 | Sol Joe's and Potsdown, PA August 9th. |
| 0:15.2 | I'll be in St. Louis, September 5th through the 7th, Dania Beach, Florida, September 13th through the 15th |
| 0:20.0 | Tacoma, Washington, September 19th through the 21st, Las Vegas for Scankfest, September 27th, |
| 0:25.8 | through the 29th, West Nyack, New York, October 11th through the 13th, Braya, California, |
| 0:30.1 | October 25th through 27th, Milwaukee Improv, December 5th through the 7th. |
| 0:35.0 | Austin, the Mothership, December 20th to the 22nd in Rochester, January 16th through the 18th at comedy at |
| 0:41.4 | the Carlson, tickets,usPapas comedy. |
| 0:43.4 | It's a heater stick around! |
| 0:46.4 | Good afternoon everybody it's your favorite fake newscaster Janus Pappus or Janus Pappus or Janus Papp if you're |
| 1:00.0 | African American or Yanny or Yanny or Giannis or the |
| 1:05.6 | robo-Cheez man if you know me from high school. What's up everybody? We are |
| 1:10.1 | giving you tomorrow's news today so we could make yesterday better, but we're giving |
| 1:14.8 | you yesterday's news today, so we could also make tomorrow better because time is an illusion, |
| 1:19.5 | there's multiple platitudes, platitudes not the right word. There's multiple planes of existence and there's |
| 1:23.7 | also universes we can't see. There's something more out there. I'm sure of it. Everyone who's been on a |
| 1:29.3 | trip or Payote has said that, including Tony Soprano, |
| 1:33.0 | in the third to last episode of the final season. |
| 1:36.0 | There's something else out there. |
| 1:37.2 | I can't explain it, but women are buses |
| 1:40.4 | and they're supposed to drop us off |
| 1:42.2 | and we keep trying to get back on the bus. |
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