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Hello, no, no, no, no, no, welcome to the naughty but nice show. I. Your host, Rob Shooter. It's Monday, which means our dear friend Garrett Vogel joins us. Hey, Garrett, are you there? Yes, Bobby. Hello. Happy... You know what? I was thinking about this. Happy Monday, first off. This is your and I Christmas special. This is our last one of the year, Bob.

Oh, Garrett, I didn't think about that, but now I'm going to think about it.

For the next 20 minutes, and I'm so grateful our lead item is a Christmas item just by chance.

Look at that.

Let's jump in.

And you know what you should work on for the end of the year, and you've never done this.

So this show is called The Nauty But Nice show, right?

That's right. And at the end of the year, you should do a naughty but nice list. Everyone does a list, Rob. But this is like pure, like if we were marketers, if we were like Mad Men and John Ham sitting in the conference room smoking cigars and sipping gin, we would say, you know what? Rob Shootueter has a podcast called Nauty but Nice. But nice. And let's look at the list and do, yeah, it's a very good idea. A couple of things. First, it's an excellent idea where I think I'm going to do it. Two, the reason people do lists over the holidays is so that they can pre-tape shows. So a lot of shows. We're just pulling it all back. I'm trying to help you out here and you're just like, you know what everybody? Thank you. Thank you. So the reason you're going to see a lot of list shows, you really are a lot of highlight shows. You're going to see them on TV. You're going to hear them on the radio, maybe even podcast, is because the host wants a couple of days off.

I think I'm planning to work through the holidays. I might even do a show on Christmas Day. I love doing this, Garrett. 20 minutes every morning. It's not that big a deal. 20 minutes sitting in my closet, gossiping with the nauties. It's actually a lovely way to start the day. So thank you for that. Let's jump in. What time is it, my friends?

Tea time, big story at the top of the show.

So Prince William... a lovely way to start the day. So thank you for that. Let's jump in. What time is it, my friends?

Tea time. Big story at the top of the show. So Prince William has revealed that the Royal Christmas this year is going to be massive, massive Garrett. They're inviting 45 people. Forty-five people are

on the guest list. It doesn't sound like a lot, though. That's a lot of people. That's like a wedding, isn't it? 45 people. Well, not here in like New Jersey. Like a normal

wedding in New Jersey is like 150, 200 people. You're telling me that I've been to more weddings

and bigger, bigger, bigger crowds than Prince William is about to have for his Christmas festivities.

Get out of here.

I think that.

If the family comes over, like, I love a family Christmas.

Right.

I'm going to be spending it here in America, but my family in Britain, they're going to be

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