Prince of Persia

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week Holden and Jake grab their scimitars to battle against the evil Grand Vizier as they jump into the world of the video game franchise Prince of Persia, from the 1989 original, to current day and of course... Jake Gyllenhaal. Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody, it is I, the Prince of Persia.
0:18.2	I'm not going to do an accent.
0:20.0	Oh, actually, maybe I should do the accent for the movie.
0:22.6	Allo, Choppies.
0:24.2	It's I, the Prince of Poysha.
0:26.7	It's me in a movie version.
0:28.9	Why am I talking me likes this out's nose, aye?
0:32.9	Wizard, Holden McNeely.
0:34.3	I'm picking you out of me.
0:37.1	You run away. I'm picking you out of me. You run away.
0:39.5	I stand alone.
0:42.5	Wow.
0:43.2	Inside I stand alone.
0:48.1	That's right.
0:48.7	It's me, your edgy prince.
0:51.0	I got chain whips and I got like a bad attitude and my exclusively fight hot ladies
0:57.8	with steel bikinis riding so up their assholes that I'm pretty sure they've cut their
1:04.0	fucking intestines apart. Well there you go. We've talking about intestines and cutting it assholes.
1:07.8	The YouTube algorithm is out. Fuck your magic carpet shit. Cancelled all ad rap.
1:11.7	We like violence and being cool.
1:14.9	This is the most confusing intro ever.
1:16.8	Eat my shit, Cratos.
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