I play Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club where we are harvesting the blood diamonds of celebrity gossip as

ethically as we know how and delivering them to you as bright and shiny as humanly possible with like some ornamentals on the side which are our thoughts beautiful and I have to say before we go I must do a trigger warning for this book what am I trigger warning my own self I have never seen such a polarizing memoir I know that people are hotly anticipating this I know that a lot of people have a lot of feelings going in and I just want to warn you guys we may not reflect your exact feelings about the book back to you and

if that is the case respectfully and passionately I implore you to please not take it up as a personal problem with us I understand that you have feelings about Harry about Megan about the royals about British media about all of it and I don't really like I have feelings about this book me and Ashley have done a lot of work I think to pretty much stay away we have not said anything about mega-marcle I didn't watch the Harry deck I am pretty Harry Megan royal neutral I choose not to let them in my lives I will not die on this hill if you

come at us in the DMs looking for a fight wanting to let loose we are the customer service of the airline that is this book okay I'm sorry that maybe you're playing didn't take off and get you home for Christmas but I cannot make the plane fly and I beg you with my whole heart to know that I am not the problem can I say we are getting this plane home we read the book we are reviewing this book you wanted a sleek gorgeous plane that looks the exact which way you wanted it and we are flying a tiny little propeller jet that goes as fast as we can make it go and so I'm just saying I've had this

before I think Emily Rattakowski was another really polarizing person if you do not hear from one of us exactly what you wanted to hear please please just say I guess I don't agree to yourself we can't change anything so yelling at us is not

going to change anything for anyone I agree with that we are just two people with two opinions and you can have your own opinion too and I love that about the world and I love that about literature I love that there's so many books out there for everybody and

speaking of literature and books out there for everybody we actually are launching a community book club so if you have opinions on books and you want to

discuss it in a more active sense we will be starting a book club on our Geneva the first meeting is February 8th we will be reading crying in

H. Martin well we will have read crying in H. Martin so if you want to be a part of the book club read that now join our Geneva the

link is in the show notes and if you want to be a part of breakout discussions there will be a sign up form I'll send it on Geneva I'll put it in the show notes I'm

really excited for this so I think that people are rearing to chat about books and that's where we're going to do it and most importantly we are coming to cities near you you guys L.A. is

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chance we love you we're so excited to meet you guys there's gonna be meetups beforehand I cannot wait and I'm so excited I also want to

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