This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your host, Rob Schueter. Joining us every Thursday is our little ray of sunshine. Our dear friend, Mark Lupe, Mark, are you there? Ooh, ooh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. I've got a visual of you now on a beach in some very tight speeders and a whistle. Where are you?

I'm actually in Doris's house still in my bedroom. How's your arm, Mark? So last week, you did the show on medication. In fact, you got out of hospital and within 12 hours you were doing the show. So thank you for that. How has your wrist and your arm? You had a little surgery. Yes, I'm feeling so much better. Thank you for asking. I'm going to a new cast this week and I'm feeling even better. Do people sign casts here in America? Is Doris signed it? Or do you want to keep it fresh and pristine? I think in the age of coronavirus, I'm going to pass on the signing of the cast. Yeah, keep them away. Dirty Doris. I'm going to tell her what you said.

Actually talking about Doris! Hello, Doris, we've got a real special treat on today's show. So Doris is Mark's mommy, and she's become pretty much the star of the naughty but nice show. We tell you Doris stories every week before we get to the celebrity gossip. Doris has recorded a very special message she has. So we're going to play that at the very end of the show. That's a tease. That's why you should listen to the whole show today. Not for me, not for Mark, but Doris is at the end with a special message. Hey, do you know what time it is, Marg? It is tea time. Okay, this is an exclusive. Nobody else has, but we do. Prince Harry is ready to become a citizen of the USA. That's right. He's going to become a citizen. So Harry, Megan and little baby Archie have settled in America for the long haul now. They are Americans. He's going to become a permanent resident. Sources are telling me he has not yet applied for dual citizenship or a green card,

but he has met with immigration lawyers and he's ready to start this very long process.

He's excited about his future here in America and becoming an American.

So now that Harry has decided pretty much America is going to be his home, you have to do

all the legal stuff, you have to get all the right documentation. He might be a prince, but under

rules here and laws here in America, he has to apply like everybody else, even though he did marry

an American. He's ready to walk away from Britain, from his country, from being an English

man, and he's ready now to settle down in America. He's actually very happy about this. Don't

feel bad. He's got a new massive deal with Netflix for, I think, over a hundred million

dollars. Also, too, that deal does have financial implications. He's going to have to

play taxes, Mark. So for a long time, the British royals are very, very coy about the taxes.

The Queen is exempt from paying taxes. So is Prince Charles. However, they do pay taxes on their

private income that they use for their private lives. And they do that voluntarily. I know,

they volunteer to pay taxes. So all of this is changing very, very quickly. I know as an English man

who became an American citizen, thank you very much, it takes a long time. And you've got to,

you've got to go through the process. There's no shortcuts because you know, you know the queen of England. So he's ready to become an American. What do you think, Mark? My gosh, Rob, this is such big news for us as Americans. He's like our next George Clooney or something. Like I really, I think, you know, he won't be the same prince, Harry, that I know, but I think he'll be a big part of our conversation going forward. Oh, absolutely. We'll have our first American Prince. I suppose we had JFK Jr. May he rest in peace, but we're going to have an American Prince. Would you think we should call him Hollywood Harry? Or should he still be Prince Harry? What do you think, Mark? I think we'll call him Prince Harry on the show, but at the bar we'll call him Hollywood Harry. Oh, hi, Hollywood, Harry. I like it. Can you imagine if he was single and gay, Mark, and you could be the princess? I mean, you never know. Life is very unexpected, as we know. It's very unexpected. You've got to work on that wrist, though, Mark. Get those arms working before you could hook up with Harry. What would Doris say if you were dating Prince Harry? I think my parents would just be in awe of his presence. He's a big celebrity. If he rocked up at the house and your brother Jonathan was there and the limo pulled up and out got Harry with a bunch of flowers for Mark, what would you say? My brother would try to photo bomb and get a picture in, as we know. I know pretending to be press shy. He's always in the shots. That one is. This brings us to our bowl question of the day. Prince Harry is ready to become a US citizen. Congratulations. Is this a good idea? Yes, no. Go vote on our Twitter page at Na nice rob our facebook page is naughty gossip and be sure

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