Prince Harry, Card Roulette & a Trip to Amsterdam with Paddy McGuinness
Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart
Global
4.8 • 685 Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
This week on the podcast we could have one of the most entertaining chats our Restless Natives have had to date. National Treasure, Lancashire's finest, Paddy McGuinness joins Gordon and (a rather hoarse) Martin in studio to chat Fernandos, Top Gear, Golf, Prince Harry, Card Roulette and if you think you've got it bad, Paddy tells us of a lad in Amsterdam who we wouldn't trade places with.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:09.2 | Hello Shaggers, welcome! |
| 0:16.3 | This is Restless Natives, the podcast, the All Fart No Poo podcast, |
| 0:19.9 | for hairline perverts, sexy pirates, |
| 0:22.4 | and people who take great pleasure in watching the career implosion of one household name |
| 0:26.7 | and the other fella who rides on his coattails. Please welcome to the Lest of Square studio, |
| 0:31.2 | Inver Clyde's proudest export other than violence and violence all the way from his swimming pool in |
| 0:36.5 | Las Vegas, Nevada, where he's gone |
| 0:38.1 | for a quiet life, D.I. Barnett, the original short John Silver, once described as a cross |
| 0:43.0 | between George Best, Alex Higgins, and a horny over-sexed West Highland Terrier. |
| 0:47.5 | It's Scotland's Danny Dyer, Fanny DeVito himself, Martin Cupsden. |
| 0:52.1 | If that's his intro, |
| 0:55.1 | I can't wait for mine. |
| 0:56.8 | Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
| 0:58.8 | For those of you who watched Good Morning Britain |
| 1:00.7 | on December the 28th and 29th last year |
| 1:02.7 | or morning live once in July, |
| 1:04.9 | I'm the BBC utility player deployed |
| 1:06.7 | and all the roles Paddy McGuinness doesn't want. |
| 1:09.5 | Welcome to the civilian outreach program. |
| 1:11.3 | I'm Gordon Smart. |
| 1:12.2 | Let's move on. |
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