Primetime Predator (Worst Ex Ever) - Part 1
I Think Not!
I Think Not!
4.7 • 12.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's June 3rd, and I've yet to receive an apology. Would you like to do it now? |
| 0:04.9 | Oh, yes, yes, yes. I have been mulling it over. Okay. Yeah. Happy pride, everyone, first of all. |
| 0:11.6 | Good job. And I would like to apologize for you being the way you are. I want to apologize to our listeners and pretty much the world at large, |
| 0:22.7 | because you are a good person, no matter what everyone says, but I apologize for the things that |
| 0:28.5 | you do to other people that affect them negatively. You know, Ellen, I can apologize for myself. |
| 0:35.9 | You should start apologizing. Actually, you know, not only do you owe me several apologies, you should look in the mirror and apologize to yourself a couple times. |
| 0:42.3 | About what? |
| 0:43.3 | You know what you did. |
| 0:45.7 | Rick, bring out the brow scissors. |
| 0:58.0 | Hello, everyone. |
| 1:01.6 | Happy pride, happy June, happy almost summer. |
| 1:03.2 | We are happy you're here. |
| 1:10.7 | Welcome to I Think Not, the podcast where gay shit happens this month because the calendar told us. |
| 1:14.7 | I am Alan Marsh. |
| 1:16.8 | Across for me is Joey Taranto. |
| 1:21.2 | And we are here recapping your favorite true crime episodes. |
| 1:26.2 | And apparently having a lot of trauma because this recording was supposed to start 40 minutes ago. |
| 1:47.4 | But Joey and I have been so affected that we've just been trauma dumping on each other. Welcome. Also, did we mention this is a comedy podcast? I love that you're like, we're all gay because the calendar tells us to, Hey, what are you doing this week? Oh, let me see. It's Pride. Monday, anal, Tuesday anal, Wednesday, a salad tossing, Thursday, Thursday brunch, Friday anal, Saturday Poppers. Two Sundays from now, we can have brunch. |
| 1:49.0 | Ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 1:50.8 | Does your calendar look like that? |
| 1:52.7 | If so, please DM Joey for a support group. |
| 1:55.7 | We are happier here. |
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