Hey, welcome to the second episode of Oligis.

You made it.

Before we move on to this week's episode, let's look back at last week's episode.

I have to tell you guys something.

Let's sit down.

Let's have a heart to heart.

So, thank you so much.

If you listen to Volcanology, I hope you liked it.

There was a little bit of a tech diff with the first episode.

And whoever subscribed and woke up early and listened to it, a few thousand of you got

totally the wrong episode.

You got an older, not totally edited version of Volcanology that had no format, none of

my narration, no sound effects, some weird jump cuts, and you might have no idea.

So as you know, I've been working on this project for like 10 years.

I edited the first episode of Volcanology for a couple months.

And just somehow, Universe felt like kicking people in the dick and somehow the network

uploaded the wrong file.

But good news is, the right episode went up that day.

And so a ton of people got the right episode.

But if you listen to it and you thought this is pretty good, I guess, if you didn't hear

any narration like what we had in the earthquake kit, growing up as a kid or had a pronounced

an Icelandic volcano or how I feel about volcano romances, boy, howdy, did it ruffle my

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