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Primate Review

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4.2652 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Synopsis

Primate is about a college student named Lucy who comes home to her family house in Hawiia, along with a few of her friends. But this is no ordinary house, for it is home to humans and apes alike. Lucy’s father owns a pet/member of the family named Ben who is a fully grown chimpanzee. Im sure without explaining anymore you can already tell where this is going. When her father leaves for an important book signing, Lucy and her friends are left alone as Ben starts to act weirder and weirder, showing signs of rabies. By the time her father comes home, their fate may already be sealed. 

Review of Primate

The set up for Primate is very basic and has been done time and time again using various animals. If you’ll recall movies like the Shallows, or Crawl, then you know all about Primate. But what separates this movie from the others is the many different ways chimpanzees can kill you. With a shark, you basically got one move. They bite. Chimps on the other hand bite, beat, rip and tear, and you can be sure to see all of that here. And it is every bit as horrifying as you can imagine. Within the first 5 minutes of the movie I was fully bought in, and honestly felt extremely tense throughout the entire film. Chimps are terrifying, but they also fit in this weird slot of uncanny valley where they can also be extremely cute and hilarious. I don’t think seeing a chimpanzee on screen with ever cease to amaze me, and I am totally here for it if they want to make a Primate 2 and 3. This movie had me genuinely scared. That being said, it is also super predictable. Its a paint by numbers movie where the main color is blood red. Which is fun, but not super thought provoking. 

Score 7/10

Transcript

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0:00.0

For years, I have made a huge mistake that I would like to clear the air about.

0:05.0

I have been using the word monkey far too generally.

0:09.0

It has come to my attention recently that it is no longer politically correct to use the term monkey to describe primates of the ape variety.

0:18.0

I've committed this microaggression against chimps and gorillas alike, and I would just like to publicly say that I'm going to keep doing it.

0:28.8

Today we are reviewing primate, and I'll tell you what, all these monkeys look the same to me.

0:52.1

Yeah. to me. Is this a metal thing?

0:53.3

Yes.

0:54.4

No, what taste? Yes. A little taste.

0:55.8

David.

0:56.8

David, what is this?

0:58.2

Pretty big.

0:59.2

Great break.

0:59.8

We have to kill a lot of people.

1:02.2

I'm just too many what you want me to fuck.

1:04.2

I have big tips and tiny vagina.

1:06.9

Oil me up, daddy.

1:08.3

I can't believe that Bryce refers to big tits.

1:11.4

Missletoe alert.

1:12.6

This is backcountry.

1:13.3

I mean, this guy was a real jerk.

1:14.8

How long can Hugo being prognant?

1:16.8

Chop, chop, chop, chop.

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