Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

Inside the closet.

Hi everybody, how are you guys? I, uh, this happy pride. Um, thank God it's over. Okay, so, I mean, it just, it was like the whole city was on Mali and everything banks everyone

um all right so I'm Mateo Lane if you guys don't know who I am and then this is

Emma Wilman and we're head this is Emma Willman. I'm Emma Willman.

And we're head, this is us headline in the comedy cellar.

Yes, we're going to do our stand-up sets at the same time.

Can you, should we do them at the exact same time?

Oh, God.

Okay, ready? I don't even know what I normally start with. How do you normally

open? Oh God not well. How did you open at 730 around the corner? I said well. That's how you go on stage yeah well tell you it's like a new

opener sign oh God I'll tell you what it is I talk about it's a true story

actually and it happened recently

I got I got kicked out of a woman's bathroom which was crazy and I need to be more aware of my

surroundings because I still don't know if they're kicking me

out because of my clothes or if they're being homophobic or because it was like I was drunk eating

rotisserie chicken I didn't know what it was.

It was in Texas and then... I didn't know what it was. Where was this?

It was in Texas.

And then, when I was leaving...

You walked in and like a red...

Like, you know those like silent red bank alarms went on?

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