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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast.

It's Friday the 15th of February.

Have you got over the excitement of Valentine's Day?

Disappointed?

The sausage?

Do you have you tried it?

Talk about disappointing.

Oh, I can't begin to tell you.

It's, um, I thought it was a heart-shaped sausage.

I, oh, what's it doing? Is it, is a computer having one of its days again?

Every so often the computer has a bit of a day in the bit... I think it does it. My phone did it earlier on, but anyway, I thought that that sausage was heart-shaped.

Well, how disappointed you're going to be when you

open the wrapper and discover it's just two sausages bent round. And the moment you take the

middle bit out, they revert back to being normal length sausages. They also still didn't have any

in Marks and Spencer's Twickenham the other day. They didn't have any at the station in Richmond.

I mean, what a just an average sausage, really average.

I was very disappointed, but more disappointed for Marks and Spencer's whose advertising campaign

backfired spectacularly. Because it upset more people. I spoke to some people yesterday, and they said

they were more upset and getting more complaints from customers. I mean, small wonder this shop's losing.

I mean, come on, you should have.

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