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The Valenti Show

Previewing What The Lions Might Do In The 1st Round Tonight

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Rico hypothesized Brad Holmes' potential moves tonight in the 1st round of the NFL Draft.

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0:00.0

time to waste. We're not going to spend time on Iserman. He didn't say anything. We're not really going to spend time on the Tigers. That's a hell of a save for them because the bullpen really tried to stick them. We're going to get into the draft. And that was a preemptive chair drop. Listen, I know this doesn't have the sizzle it once did. I know many of you are angry at the lions.

0:22.3

Others are just largely apathetic. You're picking 17th. You're upset at the offseason.

0:28.3

Here's what I want you to take heart in the fact of. You're going to have a good night and I'm going to have a bad night.

0:36.5

Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Oh, no, no.

0:38.2

No, no.

0:54.4

You have the number five and the number 10. And my team's going to Resini both of them. How are you going to have? Yeah, yep. You're going to have basically your pick of Ohio State Buckeyes. Yeah, kind of like Rossini. We're going to Rossini both of these. Okay? I know what's going to happen.

0:56.5

We're going to take Jordan Tyson at 5 and I'm turning it off.

0:57.9

And I will follow.

0:54.4

I will. Yeah, kind of like Rossini. We're going to Rossini both of these, okay? I know what's going to happen.

1:10.0

We're going to take Jordan Tyson at 5, and I'm turning it off. And I will follow. I will read about what the Lions do at 17. You're going to have a good night. Me, bad night. Bad. Two bites at the apple. And you're saying we'll fall on our face like Jerry Jones getting offstage. I don't believe. I know what's going to happen.

1:12.0

And I'm telling Lion fans, you're smart. My team's not. You're going to be okay. Sonny Stiles, Caleb Downs, both Jeannieman. Won't happen. They're going to take Jordan Tyson at 5. And I'm going to hate everybody, including you. Okay. If that's the case, you know what, I need you to take love at five and Tyson at

1:30.6

it. It'll happen. So I'm just trying to get positive vibes for Lion fans. Let me like a, like a

1:38.3

sponge, I will soak up the negativity for you. I will not allow this slander, Mike.

1:43.6

You are being angry at something that is not going to happen. But you know what? If you want to be that way, I can't. I am that way. Well, listen, I'll tell you what, I'm going to seek counseling for being this way, but that won't start until Sunday. I'm busy Friday and Saturday. Signed, Rable.

2:35.4

I'm sorry. I can't get enough of the story. It's outrageous. Look, it was just a girl's trip. Always remember that. He's going to get counseling just not during the first or second round. What? Okay. Sorry. Let's move on. I can't get enough. It's insanity. How many times are going to allow these two idiots to bleep on our head and tell us it's raining? Now, let's move on. You're going to have a good night. Dinah, what's your kid's name? Don't go there. You can do the research. Lord knows Rico did. All right. I want to know the dream and the nightmare.

2:41.5

I only open the show this way to A, put some good vibes out there. Put some Pistons third quarter vibes out there. But I really want to know as a lion fan, give me your dream scenario and your

2:48.2

nightmare. And I don't need names. You are free to offer them.

2:52.4

But I don't want to put pressure on you to feel like you have to love a specific player.

2:57.8

You could say, look, my dream is we just, we get an offensive lineman.

3:01.2

My nightmare, we take a kicker.

3:03.2

Like, I just, for me, I get what you're saying.

3:06.1

For me, I think the nightmare would be tight end or basically King An Sadiq.

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