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Welcome to USMM&T weekly, your one-stop shot for all things men's national team.

On this show, we're focusing on the November international window and the matches against Paraguay and Uruguay.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, Mr. Taylor Wocko.

Hello, Taylor Wocko.

How are you?

I am doing well, albeit still a little bit sick. Ryan Bailey, always nice that when we have the international break, you flee the country. You go to your secure compound, so you don't have to be privy to any of the national team information. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, I went to the echoiest room I could find in International Waters, Taylor. That's where I am right now. So I apologise if my fidelity isn't quite where it should be. Audio fidelity, my fidelity. How did you find it? Was that a Google search? Yeah. And when you go to Expedie, there's a checkbox for echoy room. So I always click that for the hotel. Always. It's important. You didn't use the hole in the floor filter this time, though. No, no, I tend to grey that one out these days. Hello, Graham, Roslin. How are you?

I'm very well. Ryan Bailey, enjoying the turtles behind you. Are you in Gianni Infantino's office bathroom? Give us a bit more insight into where you thought yourself. You found me out, Graham. If you're watching on YouTube, smash like and subscribe, etc. I am in a Miami hotel room and there are some decorative bowls on the wall.

They're for audio. They're actually made of a really hard surface, so they can just make more echo.

You better hope that they're fashioned well to that wall then if they're really hard. Indeed. Joe Lowry's here. Hi, Joe. Graham, do you think those bowls were going to fly off the wall and hit Ryan in the head? I mean, I thought gravity worked down, not out? I mean, I don't know. What happens in Florida, man? Maybe this is all topsy-turvy. What do I know? I mean, I have seen FIFA's World Cup qualification process, particularly in AFC, and so I have no doubts that their office space is up to code, basically.

I'm not really anything.

I thought gravity worked down, not out, is my favorite opening line so far this week, and we've had some bangers.

No way.

No way.

Yesterday was way better.

Yeah, Jeff's was an all-timer, I have to say.

I'll call that one, yep. If we had to guess, is Infantino, to your question, Graham, of that being Infantino's bathroom, is he like a gilded gold guy? Like, did he have a lot of gold trim a la as the current president? or is he like a blank walls,

I live in a utilitarian shed sort of person?

I think that, but there's a current president, or is he like a blank walls, I live in a utilitarian shed sort of person? I think that, but there's a guy in there. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a cologne guy in there. You know what I mean? He just has a guy in the bathroom waiting. Yeah. Yeah. Cleaning the white sneakers ready to go with the suit. I't seen salt being a whale. I'm just saying.

Just asking questions.

All right.

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