Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and the Weekender, where we look ahead to some of the biggest games of the weekend.

We shout out the games that you, dear listener, are looking forward to.

And we end in traditional weekend fashion with a quiz.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today.

It's the guy with the quiz questions.

Taylor Rock, oh, hello, Taylor. How are you? It's me. I'm that guy. I'm doing well, my friend, because as always, I get to host the quiz and not compete in it. And this week, it's you and Graham head-to-head. How are you feeling? 50-50, I guess this is better odds than usual, right?

It'll be like PSG Byron of the quizzing world.

Oh boy.

Hopefully not Arsenal Athlete.

A thrill ride, it's promised.

Hello, Graham. How are you? Graham Mellman?

I'm very well. Ryan Bailey. How are you? What you're looking forward to doing this weekend? Oh, let me think. Absolutely nothing. That would make a nice change, wouldn't it? Oh, that's good. That's the best kind of weekend. Wait, are you looking forward to nothing or are you doing absolutely nothing? Mm, checking calendar. I'm going to a bat mitzvah, my first one. How's that for you?

Have you just figured that out? Have you just found that out on the calendar?

Yes, yes. We have a shared family calendar and that's on there for Saturday.

Oh man. That's how I found out that I'd booked the wrong flights to Boston earlier this week.

I looked at my iPhone calendar. I'm like, uh-oh, I better disson about that.

Very good. Yes. Excellent. I look for, I, I, we quite often have our weekends booked up with activities. So when there's, when there's a fairly clear calendar? I quite like that. It's quite nice.

Yeah. How about you, Taylor? How are you? What's going on with your weekend?

What is going on my weekend? I think it's a lot of play dates and birthdays and yard work. So the traditional suburban weekend.

So you're doing the play dates and the birthdays. You noted before we started recording your daughter was outside. They're doing the yard work already.

Get a head start. Yeah. Are they an outside child, like an outside cat? She's spreading all of the toys everywhere to really helpfully allow me to clean them all up when we're done recording. I can't wait. Nice. That's good. Yeah, she's free range. It'll be fine. Yeah, excellent. Yeah, organic. Yeah, that's what we like. Very good. Do you do the like, you know,

is it a Scandinavian thing where the children, when they're swaddled, left outside in the

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