Mike, you guys have given up 102 points in the first three games, which is the most points,

the Vikings, and the history of ever getting up.

If you have a question, just asking you don't have to give me your opinion on anything.

Oh, man.

Yeah, don't mess with Mike Zimmer.

And look, Mike, at the risk of raising your eye, it was an opinion. It's a fact.

You've given up a lot of points, the most in three games to start a season ever by the Vikings.

That's just the preface to the question. But that's a reminder that Mike Zimmer doesn't want when he's doing his mandatory press availability, Chris.

Well, no, he doesn't. He's very aware of what his stats are, I'm sure. And I'm sure he's doing his mandatory press availability, Chris. Well, no, he doesn't.

He's very aware of what his stats are, I'm sure.

And I'm sure he's looked at them and it's making his eyes and brain want to pop out.

I mean, really, I'm sure it's driving him crazy.

So, yeah, he's aware of the circumstances.

Just ask me the damn question to get on with it.

That's his baby.

We know that.

He's a defensive head coach.

He's one of the greatest defensive coaches we've ever seen. And he's, I'm sure, really troubled

by it right now. Forty-three, 28, and 31. Yeah, that's not the way to win football games in the

NFL, especially if you're the Minnesota Vikings and your offense isn't going to be in

position to outscore any of those teams, which is what's happened. The Vikings are 0 and 3. The Texans are 0 and 3. So we're going to play some what's more likely in the first category involves this game between two teams who are teetering on the brink as it relates to whether or not they're going to have a chance to make it to the postseason. So what's more likely? Kirk Cousins doesn't throw an interception against

the Texans or Texans quarterback to Sean Watson is sacked only once, Chris. I think I'm going to go

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