PREVIEW: Zonism (you read that right)

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Anders breaks down Zonism, the nutty ideology of Americans who used to inhabit the Panama Canal Zone--not to be confused with and yet extremely similar to, Zionism. Also Jake fills us in on IDF sperm retrieval and Bin Laden's greatest hits. FULL EP AND MORE: Patreon.com/poddamnamerica

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0:00.0	probably the worst thing on the website.
0:02.3	They have a couple t-shirts that say straight out of Balboa.
0:06.9	That sucks.
0:08.3	Like you're trying to do Compton, NWA shit?
0:12.3	Yes.
0:13.5	Zonians with attitude.
0:15.4	Right.
0:17.2	Yeah, this It's
0:20.9	Zone Life's apparel
0:23.0	version of the ultra popular
0:24.4	Straight out of Compton signage.
0:26.0	This quality 100% cotton black tea
0:28.4	will clearly shout,
0:29.9	I'm from Panama and proud of it.
0:33.6	But you're not from
0:34.6	Well, I guess you are.
0:37.4	But you're claiming not to well, I guess you are.
0:39.1	But you're claiming not to be.
0:42.4	Your whole thing is that the zone is its own thing.
0:43.7	God damn.
0:49.7	Americans in their nationalism, this is like a weird cousin to that or whatever.
0:58.6	But we're just a special flavor to it. That that's so it's fucking hilarious to me yeah wait wait hold on though i think i missed something it didn't it end in 99 mm-hmm yes but there's still a
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