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TRASHFUTURE

*PREVIEW* Yo Ho Ho Two Point Oh

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

It’s a chilled episode where Riley, Milo, and Alice talk about a fun startup, and then review a few bits of new information about old friends, as well as a truly cursed idiot banker that couldn’t keep himself out of trouble. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58834733 If you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: https://www.afghanaid.org.uk/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo live dates here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

We received a shitload of documents in an old duffel bag.

0:18.0

I won't sort of say anything specific about them or anything about their specific job.

0:22.3

I'm just taking the intel about the people, which is very funny.

0:26.3

And when we say them, this might not even be a person.

0:28.5

This could be a trained ape.

0:29.8

Could be a trained ape.

0:31.1

Yeah, which you then hit with a hammer killing it.

0:33.9

Yeah, a donkey that we've hit with the ape hammer.

0:36.4

By rendering it smarter somehow,

0:38.6

because we use the wrong type of hammer.

0:40.0

To be a consortium of people who have, like, got together in order to be gay together,

0:44.7

like the movie JFK.

0:46.7

So, I possibly say.

0:48.3

A Greek chorus has given us some information about the behavior.

0:51.3

Foghorn, leghorn, played by Kevin Costner, has given us some information.

0:55.2

We read some skywriting about this.

0:57.7

US government will have you believe that I'm a legend.

1:01.7

This is the problem, right?

1:03.7

If you genuinely do give us secret information, we will broadcast it, but the price of that

1:09.1

is you have to sit through this much bits about you giving us that information.

1:14.7

Yeah, that's right.

1:15.6

So, basically, Matt is, Matt Molding is a strange guy.

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