*PREVIEW* Witless for the Prosecution
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4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Also, I wanted to say we are all recording, not in our usual location. It's Riley Nova and Nate. |
| 0:05.6 | We are recording from the brand new Charlie Kirk Pub in West London. Yeah, that's why my connection's so |
| 0:11.6 | bad. The Charlie Kirk Pub does not pay for good internet. A great place to wet your whistle, |
| 0:16.1 | I've heard. So, this is a new development. The pub, which used to be called Biddy Mulligans in Hammersmith. |
| 0:23.3 | Yeah, but you should have heard some of the things that Biddy Mulligan said about the Civil Rights Act. |
| 0:27.6 | You know, like if anything, she made Charlie Kirk look like a liberal. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, Biddy Mulligan was very against home rule. |
| 0:34.7 | So this is as noted in a press release obtained by Fox News Digital. |
| 0:39.5 | So Fox News Digital said their best men on the case. |
| 0:43.0 | And they've discovered that the Biddy Mulligans is now called the Trump Arms and has |
| 0:47.2 | converted their entertainment lounge. |
| 0:49.1 | So I guess like the room where they have the big TV loudly playing sports all the time |
| 0:53.9 | into, and I shit you not, the Charlie Kirk Memorial debate room. That's, that's very epic. Thank you. You know, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. And I shouldn't be surprised. It's in West London in the sense that one, one presumes that the owners of said pub in West London are shitheads with too much money |
| 1:11.9 | at this point. But I just, who cares? Who fucking care? I'm sorry, I don't want to be like that |
| 1:18.1 | right off the bat. Also, not that it's going to save them. I think it's literally like you will do |
| 1:22.4 | potentially anything up to an including turning your pub into a gigantic memorial for a murdered podcaster |
| 1:29.5 | in order to stave off the fact that it is impossible to run a pub in this country. So I wish |
| 1:35.6 | to like Trump Maga Arms every success obviously, but like it's going to go the way of every |
| 1:41.1 | other pub in London, which is just, you know, not well. |
| 1:46.4 | Yeah, but what I'm going to do is I'm shining my big Humphrey Smith searchlight. |
| 1:52.0 | Humphrey, you must come to London. |
| 1:54.2 | Yeah, I mean, say this, Humphrey Smith would never stand for this. |
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