(preview) Winston Churchill Fan Fiction

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4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Anders tells us about this crazy ass alternate history counter factual story thing that Winston Churchill wrote about what he thought it woulda been like if the American South had won the Civil War. What the hell. FULL EPISODE AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

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0:00.0	To quote Winston Churchill, this is what I'll say about Winston Churchill.
0:04.3	He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
0:08.7	Although I guess I do admire that one.
0:10.6	The drinking.
0:11.3	But he...
0:13.4	We're getting bombed. I'm getting bombed.
0:16.8	Turn down for what?
0:19.3	There's a great story about how he was shit-faced
0:24.4	and like in an official meeting or something
0:27.1	and his, you know,
0:29.2	genitalia was just kind of hanging out.
0:31.2	How does that happen?
0:32.7	He was fat and the roles, he gets mixed up.
0:35.7	And his secretary was like, Lord Churchill, your penis is out.
0:43.5	And his response was, don't flatter yourself, madam.
0:46.9	It was only hanging.
0:49.6	All right.
0:50.0	I don't see.
0:50.5	I don't think that's as clever as some of the other ones.
0:53.1	That's a drunk guy come back and he thinks is clever.
0:56.8	He's like real pleased with himself about it, patting himself on the stomach and shit.
1:00.8	Everyone else is just like doing quick eyes being like, I don't think that made sense.
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