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*PREVIEW* We Have Automated Keir Starmer feat. Wendy Liu

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We welcome back friend of the show Wendy Liu (@dellsystem) to discuss what you might call a sociology of bizarre startup-centric ads all over San Francisco, but we also found a way to automate Keir Starmer via a text-generating AI, and... it's perhaps *too* accurate. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65397212 *MILO ALERT* Milo has shows coming up in London and Brighton. Learn more here! https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

Do you want me to see if I can generate something fun?

0:02.7

Before we get into startup speed round and talking about the news and everything.

0:05.5

Yeah, I want to see what he would say about cryptocurrency.

0:08.4

Okay.

0:09.0

Oh, fuck, that's a really good idea.

0:10.6

Following is a transcript of a speech made by...

0:16.0

You have to say stuff like Labor Leader, Kira Stomber, so it'll rear in the party direction.

0:20.5

About how he used his cryptocurrency winnings to buy a Bugatti.

0:25.6

About how he bought a cryptocurrency, how he bought a...

0:30.6

You gotta get the apes in there, you gotta get the NFTs in there, I think.

0:33.6

Well, you gotta like, you gotta sort of craft the prompt well, or it just kind of becomes nonsense. So I'd say about... No, to, like, you got to sort of craft the prompt well or it just

0:37.8

kind of becomes nonsense. So I'd say about how... No, no, no. We would never have nonsense on.

0:42.2

Come on. Nonsense. Perish the thought. What about cryptocurrency as a way to get the citizens of this

0:48.1

great nation to be part of the future? Okay, perfect. About how cryptocurrency, I'm going to say, I'm going to try and make it

0:56.5

even more believable, how blockchain technology can help improve, can help improve, how about

1:04.7

this, can help restore trust in the party. And then you, I'll type type out... This is Riley's typing out.

1:12.7

Workington.

1:13.4

Okay, so let's see what it gives me.

1:15.5

Okay, it's thinking about it.

1:17.2

Mm-hmm.

1:17.8

Okay.

1:18.5

Nate, leave all of this in this.

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