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*Preview* Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 3

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Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

This is a promo of this week's Patreon bonus episode. We're back in the saddle for yet another edition of Balthasar Speedboat. This episode features Riley, Milo, Nate, Alex Kealy (@alexkealy), Olga Koch (@rocknrolga), and Pierre Novellie (@pierrenovellie) -- and covers the usual spectrum of topics (but mostly Michael Jackson). Did you know Riley apparently sheds hair as a defensive mechanism? Did you know that Richard Nixon was convinced that gays brought down the Roman Empire? All this can be yours, and more.   If you want to listen to the whole thing, you can get it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25350411 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.0

A friend of mine once decided to research dogging because he became very intrigued by it and he found it

0:22.4

like a dogging forum website where there was a guy who posted does anyone want to meet up for some

0:26.9

sex fun all one word in the in these toilets in an m40 lay by and then this message ended with

0:33.2

I can be there at literally any time.

0:40.3

What kind of schedule is that man operating?

0:43.2

I'm afraid we're going to have to reschedule your surgery.

0:48.9

Something's come up, but I have to be out of town.

0:53.0

A telltale trail of pubs in there.

0:56.9

What if? What if he's, like, you see all these banner ads.

1:02.2

They say, yo, this, this, like, local single mom works from a home and makes 4,000 pounds a month or whatever.

1:04.0

What if that's the job that he's got?

1:06.6

And he just works from home completing online surveys.

1:11.7

So that at any, literally any time, he can get to that M4, um, bathroom, um, bathroom.

1:12.1

Um, bathroom.

1:13.1

And then just, or he's got a job as a roving freelance restroom inspector.

1:18.0

He's the guy who awards, he never roves too far.

1:21.3

The ultimate cover.

1:23.0

Well, exactly.

1:23.6

I mean, he's the one who awards when you have like award winning bathrooms.

1:27.3

You know, like the best, the best jents in fucking Northampton or whatever.

1:31.6

He's the guy.

1:32.4

He gives out the certificates.

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