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*PREVIEW* Tom Watson's House of Pain feat. Nish Kumar

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

How to explain this? Tom Watson--yes, THAT Tom Watson--has written a 'taut, political thriller' about what if Labour and the Tories came together to make sure NHS patient data was sold to pharmaceutical companies in an ethical way. It's deeply boring in a manner that reflects its author, but it's also something else: an experience. Riley read the whole book and forced Nish Kumar to listen to it along with Milo, Hussein, and Alice. Hope you enjoy! If you want to hear the whole episode, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44198695 We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project If you want shirts, you can order them on our new web storefront! Get it here: https://www.trashfuture.co.uk/shop *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's not tactical. It's just like trying to sound smarter than you are.

0:17.3

Yeah. Listen to what I'm saying to you. Yeah. What's all the, what's the point of all this?

0:21.1

The boy waves his hand around taking in Westminster. The arches and mosaics, the statues and

0:25.7

security guards, the researchers fast walking up the shallow steps, the TV screens showing

0:30.7

committees in progress, the BBC Parliament feed from the chamber. You can feel Tom Watson getting

0:35.1

hard, right? Three people watching it. Um. There are less people who watch BBC Parliament than there are who watch the trash future

0:40.2

life.

0:40.5

Right? And like, genuinely, you can do this with America, kind of, because they have the, like,

0:46.1

fuckery to make it work. That's why this exact scene works in the newsroom, where people

0:51.6

ask Jeff Newsroom. Jeff Newsroom isn't America bad? And he's like,

0:56.0

well, no. Yeah. So basically, um, what then, but bear in mind, this is a 16 year old boy in

1:04.1

2022, then says the follow up, then says the following line. This is just punch and Judy nonsense, carrying on as usual while the world goes to hell.

1:14.0

You've got to have the fire in your belly.

1:17.2

Punch and Judy.

1:18.5

Something or just learned about in GCC history, as a matter of fact,

1:22.2

the Punch and Judy show from Punch Magazine in cartoons, which I greatly enjoy reading.

1:26.0

Can I just say, I'm going to briefly defend this line because I would much rather read

1:32.3

a line that a 16-year-old would only have said in the late 19th century rather than reading

1:38.6

what Tom Wonson thinks a 16-year-old in 2020 speaks like because that would have been

1:45.7

like it's like it's a 100 geeks isn't it

1:48.7

yeah

1:49.3

he's only gone and done

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