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*Preview* Titania McGrath Tells You You're Smart [ASMR] feat. Dalia Gebrial

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Amazing how Titania McGrath, a fictional account that owns Millennials by making dad jokes, is the talk of the London Media. It's almost like the account is run by two middle-aged Tories whose friends all RT them out of a sense of obligation. In a preview of this week's bonus, Riley, Milo, and Nate speak with Novara Media's Dalia Gebrial (@daliagebrial) about the Titania McGrath 'phenomenon,' and why it speaks to the deeply conservative cornerstones of horniness and hurt feelings. If you want to listen to the full episode, you can access it on the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25675130 *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We'll be performing live at Bristol Transformed on Friday, April 5th at 8 pm. The venue is Hamilton House 3A, 80 Stokes Croft, Bristol BS1 3QY. https://www.facebook.com/events/814946762200366/ View the Facebook event page here: https://www.facebook.com/events/814946762200366/ *COMEDY KLAXON*: On April 10 at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), two of the most profoundly funny voices in British comedy (and members of the Balthasar Speedboat cast), Pierre Novellie and Alex Kealy, will perform at Smoke Comedy. The show starts at 8 pm; tickets are £5 and can be purchased here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-pierre-novellie-and-alex-kealy-tickets-58849486398?aff=erelexpmlt Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0

I'm a huge fan of doing missionary work, which is what I call it when I post that picture of a Garfield

0:21.1

in a bikini, when someone talks about, starts saying, well, actually, racial differences in

0:26.6

IQ are real. I'm like, my friend, you just summoned Garfield in a bikini.

0:30.9

Yeah, those are the words you have to say. Yeah, I mean, it's like when they all say,

0:34.4

oh, well, no one on the left has a sense of humor it's because like all of

0:38.4

their interactions with the left are like people on the left like ripping the shit out of them yeah

0:42.8

and of course they've never heard a joke before that wasn't like they're on the plan of it

0:46.7

they're like what happens when three jews walk into a bar like they're like you're just like

0:51.4

oh you know like eat my boy pussy or whatever and then they're just like saying like, oh, you know, like, eat my boy pussy or whatever. And then they're just like, I don't understand.

0:55.7

No Jews walked into any bars during that joke.

0:57.8

It doesn't make any sense to me.

0:59.9

It didn't contain a single, it didn't contain a single fun racial accent.

1:03.9

There was no sort of parody of a limp-risted homosexual.

1:08.0

No one Googled Frank Sinatra.

1:09.8

Like it's awful.

1:14.8

The only racial accents people on the left are is, of course, Italian-American.

1:19.1

Now, we're also, now I'm going to go into the next line where the author does my other favorite, where Doyle does my other favorite conservative thing, which is kind of misquote

1:23.7

Martin Luther King Jr.

1:25.8

Oh, wow.

1:27.1

We are in this position because identity politics in its current form is a collectivist ideology.

1:33.2

It does not value an individual.

1:35.0

Can we get the, um, can we get the siren ready for, or the clown horn for when ML, we misquote MLK?

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