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*PREVIEW* Thermostats in Cock Cages feat. India Block

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

This week's bonus features three-peat guest India Block (@indiablock) on the topic of Bolivian coups, Tory housing pledges that got zero new houses built, and beyond-parody op-eds defending landlords. We love it and so will you. Get the full episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31547969 ELECTION STUFF: *Register to vote* You can do this here — it’s fast! https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote *Do some canvassing* Momentum (@peoplesmomentum) has a great resource that lets you sign up to canvassing events in marginal seats close to you. Access it here: https://www.mycampaignmap.com We cannot stress enough how much voting and canvassing matters. BERLIN LISTENERS: Milo is bringing his award-winning Fringe show 'Pindos' to Cafe Nr10 in Mitte THIS SATURDAY and has not sold enough tickets - so why not come down, check it out and catch a trashboi in the flesh? Tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/milos-edwards-pindos-tickets-78549332167?aff=ebdssbeac

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Telegraph does have to report Labor's election pledges now.

0:18.4

I love the impartiality rules around elections.

0:23.0

So embedded in this article is then a call-out bar, a poll quote that says wish list,

0:29.2

Jeremy Corbyn's 10 election pledges.

0:31.6

I fucking told you. Daddy-Dom-Shut.

0:32.3

A letter to Santa.

0:33.7

Yeah.

0:34.0

Sid-dom shit.

0:35.3

An end to in-work poverty.

0:37.2

Okay.

0:37.6

An end to food bank use. Oh, no. An end to in-work poverty. Okay. An end to food bank use.

0:39.1

Oh no.

0:40.2

An end to 1.4 million older people not getting the care they need.

0:43.5

I was using that food bank.

0:46.5

If I'm not going to use that food bank, then I'm not going to have any food, and then it's not good food.

0:52.8

Listen, baby, use it or lose it.

0:54.2

If we stop using the food banks, they'll go somewhere else.

0:56.3

They'll go abroad to like Romania or somewhere and we'll never get them back.

0:59.0

Where will Jacob Rees-Mogg go when he's feeling blue and he wants to be uplifted?

1:02.9

Exactly. Jacob Rees-Mogg heard the word bank and he was like, sounds good.

1:06.2

And then he heard the word food and he was like, hmm, what is this? Oh, that's a horrible concept as a food investment bank, where it uses the revenues that it somehow generates from the food bank side to just like bet on the stock market.

1:18.3

Stop it, the lib Dems are listening. This carrot is actually a composite of thousands of other carrots divided up into tranches.

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