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TRASHFUTURE

*PREVIEW* The Half Lives of Others

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We continue to follow the election with stony faced horror, as the decision is put to the country: “which group of sociopathic bigots do you want to be in charge of pushing the nuclear button, which they have promised to push”? Then, a reading from the Tony Blair Institute on their plan to circumvent the need for democracy by creating a new, digital England entirely under their control. Get the full episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105715569 *EDINBURGH LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be live at Monkey Barrel comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe on August 14, and you can get tickets here:  https://www.wegottickets.com/event/621432 *MILO ALERT* Buy Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ here! https://pensight.com/x/miloedwards/digital-item-5a616491-a89c-4ed2-a257-0adc30eedd6d *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

What we're talking about here specifically is it's a couple of things, right?

0:03.6

Number one is Badenock being interviewed saying essentially we intend to from day one allow people to just disregard the Equality Act when they want to exclude transgender people from things.

0:16.3

And second, that we're going to rewrite the Equality Act to mean that sex means sex at birth,

0:22.8

essentially, if we are reelected.

0:24.6

And this isn't going to happen because they won't be reelected, but I worry about what the Labor Party is going to do when it says that it's going to, for instance, modernize the Equality Act, because that may well end up being the same thing.

0:37.2

Well, they're going to triple lock the Equality Act. Well, they're going to triple lock the Equality Act.

0:39.7

Yeah, they're going to triple lock the women's bathroom to keep me out of it.

0:42.7

They're going to keep everyone out of there. It's not safe.

0:44.7

We're going to have to have everyone in the men's bathroom until we figure out what the fuck is going on.

0:48.8

We're going to have to expand the men's bathrooms, make them much bigger.

0:52.0

And I guess they're just... We're gonna have to put a sauna in there.

0:54.2

It's gonna be, it's gonna be, you gotta be naked but wearing a towel.

0:57.6

That's gonna be the rule for the men's bathroom.

0:59.6

The Labour Party accidentally inventing cruising.

1:03.1

I guess all we can do is we've gotta put a hole in each cubicle so you can check

1:08.7

the genitals of anyone pissing in there at any time. It's going to be a genital level, obviously, so you can see them.

1:14.4

Where else would you want to put it? Duh. Yeah. Yeah. And then you've got to ask them to put it through the hole so you can see.

1:20.4

Well, sometimes visual inspection won't be enough. How will they know to put it through the hole i guess what if you put your foot on the other side of the cubicle then it can be like hey present for inspection i don't trust that you are you say you

1:31.4

yeah that's right and you got a hinge at the waist also you know what we could i also you know what

1:36.7

else you could do you could use a helpful system to identify yourself to other people by using

1:43.2

different colored handkerchiefs and just be like, hey.

1:45.8

That's true.

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