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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

*PREVIEW* The Great Comanche Raid of 1840

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.62K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Old paint happened to be the only Texan not carrying a gun that day.

0:04.1

So he confronted a Kamachi warrior, picked up rocks and started throwing him at him.

0:09.2

The Kamachi warrior that literally shot him in the knee with an arrow, turning him into a character from Skyrim.

0:17.3

This is insane.

0:18.7

This is absolutely insane.

0:19.9

Also, I'm just laughing at the idea of like you getting rude tween firing squad with bows and arrows.

0:25.9

I'm going to straight kill you.

0:27.3

No,

0:27.6

they're experiencing what it's like to play Fortnite as a 30 year old.

0:33.1

It's like I am getting absolutely zeroed by a guy in a Goku skin who is probably nine years old.

0:40.4

And saying the most horrific things into your ears, this side of a literal Nazi rally.

0:46.8

Maybe that was just my experience in online gaming and early Xbox live shit.

0:51.7

Oh yeah.

0:52.7

Lots of slurs.

0:54.0

Lots of just the worst shit imaginable. A yeah. Lots of slurs. Lots of,

0:54.6

uh,

0:55.5

just the worst shit imaginable.

0:57.3

A lot of I fucked her mom.

0:58.7

Oh yeah.

0:59.7

A lot of dudes playing Skrillex into their mic in order to piss you all.

1:04.1

Oh,

1:04.3

that's worse than a slur.

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