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*PREVIEW* The Governor in the Iron Mask feat. Mattie Lubchansky

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

For this week's bonus, we're joined by writer, cartoonist, host of No Gods No Mayors, and friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to discuss the goings on in New York City. The general consensus of the local Democratic Party: get behind the primary winner, Zohran Mamdani! The general consensus of the freaks and ghouls contingent: get weird with it! Fight with each other! Try to hate on New York City as much as possible while still hoping people will vote for you! Could anyone have seen this coming? Pre-order Mattie's book here! Get the whole episode on Patreon here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows *TF LIVE ALERT* You can get tickets for our show at the Edinburgh Fringe festival here! Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

One side is actually coalescing behind their candidate and the other side doesn't really have one.

0:03.7

Yeah.

0:04.0

Well, again, specifically because the only other people are just narcissistic maniacs.

0:11.7

Yeah.

0:12.1

Essentially.

0:12.5

Like it's Andrew Cuomo in his iron mask posting a silent video where he helps somebody jump their, jump their cars.

0:19.4

Okay.

0:19.7

You sent me this information actually that

0:22.3

like car ownership in new york city almost perfectly predicts whether you voted zor hunter quomo

0:28.0

it's it was a it was a great article in i want to say jolopnik yeah i want to say yeah and like

0:33.9

it is you know and i think owning a car new york is like a pretty good. Yeah, I was by the homie Amber De Silva. Shout out Amber. But. Yeah. And she was with the ski dude. Go on. The ski dude. Fuck. But car ownership basically in New York City is like, are you a person that exists in the world with everybody else or do you own a car? Because like do you get around on public transit and have to interact with your neighbors? Or are you like in a little box getting around and everyone's your enemy? And it also lines up pretty well with like a lot of economics out of stuff because it's very expensive to have a car in New York and transit is fairly affordable. So like, yeah. And it's just so funny for like, and there was this whole stuff during the,

1:10.9

the primary where Cuomo like basically refused a campaign, right? And so much of it was like him getting in and out of his car. And then there was a video a while ago that they caught him like leaving an event. And he makes a right on a red light to get away from everybody, which is a thing you can do in the suburbs, but not in the limits of New York City, which is so funny. the like three bears thing from

1:08.5

inglorious bastards but for identifying

1:10.4

himself as not being a New Yorker. I mean, essentially, I mean, they tried to like, they tried to do a Zoran-esque video for his launch. I don't know if you all saw this. It was so good. It was so awesome. Because he's standing there and he's like, hello, people of New Yonk.

1:28.4

I love you.

1:29.7

And I am coming. good. It was so awesome. Because he's standing there and he's like, hello, people of New York.

1:46.3

I love you and I am coming to your house.

1:51.3

I am ready to interact with you.

1:56.1

And then like blood starts coming out of his eyeball.

1:58.8

Oh my God.

2:00.8

He's the Rory Stewart of New York City mayoral races. He's going to visit you in your house and be weird. New York, I am ready to appear in your mirror. Like, actually fucking, yeah. Like, he says, like, oh, I wasn't out there enough. And I'm going to be out there earning your vote. And then, like, in the, and there was like a,

1:59.1

Grim.

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