PREVIEW: The Evangelical Ball

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4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Anders teaches us about the history of the evangelical movement and we make some predictions about its future post Trump. Jake teaches us about Cats (2019). FULL EPSIODE AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

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0:00.0	Back to my elementary school, which I'm sure people are dying to hear more about.
0:04.9	The Halloween, we were not allowed to wear anything like remotely satanic.
0:12.2	Like we couldn't be, you know, anything spooky.
0:16.1	So everybody was just like a cowboy.
0:18.5	And if you showed up in like, if you showed up in like a ghost costume,
0:25.4	you had to take it off because go home.
0:27.6	You're scaring the teacher.
0:29.3	Go home.
0:30.9	Come back with your cowboy hat like a normal child.
0:34.2	Yeah.
0:34.9	The devil's would put the learning disorders in you. So yeah. Yeah, I guess they just assumed
0:41.1	you guys were already spooky, you know, and they were like, let's just take that whole element
0:46.1	out of this. That's why the devil writes like stuff backwards in bloods because he's dyslexic.
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:56.6	The devil's always saying it's not funny.
0:57.7	This is a disability.
0:59.6	Also kill your sister.
1:02.4	No,
1:03.3	he meant to write.
1:05.6	There are no astronauts or anything,
1:05.9	Anders.
1:07.1	It was just all cowboys.
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