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TRASHFUTURE

*PREVIEW* The Deloitte Jihad Float

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Move over Deloitte Pride Float - there’s a new brand of liberalism in town! Ahmed al-Sharaa, erstwhile leader of HTS, now promoting Syria as a global investment destination, sits down with his old sporting rival David Petraeus. What’s six years of imprisonment between friends? Also, we talk about the recognition of Palestine and who “gets” to be a state, the circular financing driving useless AI valuations to new highs, and Starmer’s “fightback” against Farage. Get the whole episode on Patreon here! MILO ALERT Check out Milo’s tour dates here: Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist) https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows

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0:00.0

And there's a parallel event, right, that's happening right now, another state in the region that is being recognized as like a legitimate member of the international community.

0:09.0

And that is, of course, Syria.

0:11.8

And you can know that because, and I'm, this is an event description from something called the Concordia Summit called a conversation with his excellency, Ahmed al-Shara,

0:21.6

previously known as Jolani, president of the Syrian Arab Republic.

0:25.1

And let me just see, I haven't read this yet, representing the first Syrian presidential

0:28.1

address since 67, this unprecedented fireside discussion between Ahmed al-Shara and a guy called

0:33.1

David Petraeus.

0:34.7

Yeah, weirdly, if you go back a bit in the archives, you can find in the rewards for

0:38.9

justice program.

0:39.7

They used to offer $10 million for David Petraeus, dead or alive.

0:43.0

Yeah, no.

0:43.9

I don't know if you saw there was this interview with Tom Barrack, the, like, U.S. Special Envoy,

0:50.1

where he kind of laid out the closest things you're going to get to a kind of Trumpist

0:53.9

vision of Middle East policy, which is, uh, it's, um, you know, homo homony lupus, right?

1:01.1

Like the, uh, it's war of all against all. Uh, it's, it's always a zero-sum game. Uh, alliances are only ever exploitative.

1:08.2

And that's real politic. And then very, very amusingly, he said that Arabs don't have a word for submission,

1:15.4

and therefore it would only ever be war forever.

1:19.4

And so, yeah, I guess somewhere in the midst of that kind of real politic,

1:25.1

you get to see beautiful moments of healing,

1:29.7

like David Petraeus getting on stage and saying, Salam al-aikum, Saeed Raiz, to the new president of Syria. A guy he locked

1:36.0

up in Iraq when he was working, when he was like fighting for al-Qaeda. Yeah, this is like,

1:41.2

look, Trump, we have no idea how right Trump was when he said,

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