one feature that Blockbuster video never did have as opposed to the, you know, the more fabled

mom and pop video stores is like the little separated by a curtain closet area with the pornography

in, you know? So like, I can just run out. I'll just, I'll just have my laptop in there. And it's

just like, you know, if you're over 18, just go click around on my desktop. You'll find it.

We are. We never had the porn section in video stores here but i wonder if that's because we we just have uh in cambra where all of the clowns go to congress was also like also one of the

one of the places where it was just like legal to buy porn so in an

industrial area of town there's also all of these like massive blockbuster sized porn stores um so

you could go in and browse the many thousands of videotapes of porn you didn't have to have to go

into the little back room of the blockbuster you could just go to

the big porn buster yeah like i'd like to become like one of those snotty uh uh video store guy clerks

or whatever but only for pornography so like like like you know like some like horny teenage boy

will come in and be like oh do you have anything with uh uh jena jameson and i'm yeah, if you've never fucking seen the porn before, man.

Are you going to be like, come on, this is the green door, it'll change your life.

Yeah, exactly.

This is back when they shot it on film.

And then the people doing it, the people doing it were like, you know, non-consensual.

What are you afraid of a little body hair?

Referring to implants as bad special effects.

Oh, boy.

I'd be like, I can technically get arrested for letting you rent this Tracy Lord's VHS, but it'll change your life.

Are we suggesting a garden state, but instead of the shins, it's porn?

Yes, yes.

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