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I feel like if young Bosnia had known they called it Squirty Cream

they wouldn't have ever they would have found a common enemy.

Yeah, yeah. Like look we understand that you stand against the Ottoman Empire, but we can't we can't ally with the squirty cream people.

Yeah, they would basically they would have they would have there's like the the Ottoman

Bosnia or Balkan handshake to just take over Britain and make them like the Ottoman

Balkan handshakes to just take over Britain and make them normal.

I mean everybody knows Britain is canonically part of Albania.

The British rock up to Sarajevo and they're like look look we can't work with you people

get the fuck back in your saloons and drive your ass out of here get the fuck out

can't do it Brits don't want to admit it, but they have way more in common with Russians than they think in the sense of like, you know,

bland sauces basically have substitute for any kind of real culinary tradition and then also they really love doing economic restructuring on themselves like

fossil fuels gas exporters

Really, really enjoy having an overseas presence in the strangest places.

Checker, checker history with some occupations of territories, yeah, you know?

Suspicious whenever you run into one of their nationals in Thailand.

But for different reasons, for different reasons. Like for Brits, there's the joke, and for Russians,

it's like, it's money laundering and finance crimes or like some kind of

rogue extraction industry like... Both of them are probably doing some weird Bitcoin operation in

Uravan as we speak.

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