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The Confederacy had not actually officially ended.

But...

I mean, what's the most southern thing you can do except get a little fruity with it?

Try to be like a southern bell for just a day to try it on. He's just like doing that

fucking like Bobby Hill thing from King of the Hill when he turns into a southern gentleman.

Yeah, I mean, you would like to think that Jesters Jefferson Davis would have tried to just not be obligated to say a word, but if he had, what you realize is that he would have effectively been the first incarnation of the Mayor B voice.

Ha ha, dude, clear.

And a higher register than that.

My voice is kind of fucked from a, I don't know what kind of fake asthma cough plus vaping too hard I've got but it's the life of being me

Vaping your asthma medication

Someone get me at ice tea this flowers Wilton

Fanning himself surrounded by Union soldiers like, Mr Davis, we know that's you, you can stop now.

Who said I wanted to stop?

You know, as a really quick aside, there was an article about I want to say it was probably about 10, 15 years ago, where a guy recounted his experience as going to a very rural town in Brazil that was

populated by a lot of descendants of Confederates who had fled to some of those yeah

and he had actually interviewed these people in the early 80s where there were

still people who could remember their grandparents who were Confederates.

You know, they were adults when they left.

And they spoke English, but it was like kind of passed down, hand-by-down English.

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