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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

*PREVIEW* The Battle of Haçova

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.62K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Nate emerges from a vat of paprikas boykibble to take the reins and bring us the story of The Battle of Haçova, a decisive clash between the Habsburgs and the Ottomans, the implications of the Hamburger Helper Mascot, and Smurf racism. Get the whole episode on Patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/152758527 We still have merch available! Check it out here www.llbdpodcast.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

What does the only pitched battle of a largely pointless and inconclusive 13-year war look like?

0:06.3

The Battle of Meso Karechtes in 1596, her after referred to by its Ottoman name,

0:11.2

Haseva, to avoid difficult Hungarian pronunciations, which I appreciate, because my God.

0:16.4

Yeah, we don't have enough, like, minced beef and noodles in the back of our throat to be able to pronounce

0:21.0

Hungarian correctly. I mean, I've already declared myself as sort of like definitionally

0:25.9

prejudiced against the Hungarian. That is true. I forgot about that. No one is ever going to grant me

0:31.9

any kind of grace or latitude when I mispronounce something Hungarian. What we, what listeners at home

0:37.4

can see is that we have soaked Nate in a giant

0:40.2

vat of liquid paprika and he's come out looking like a red version of Hena.

0:46.0

Yeah, exactly.

0:46.8

It's like the blue man group, but red for some reason.

0:50.6

The red man group.

0:52.3

That sounds racist.

0:53.3

Sorry.

0:54.4

They had to pick that when they formed the blue man group,

0:56.9

they had to form an association that were using a color that wasn't immediately identified as a racial slur.

1:01.9

Only to Gargabelle.

1:04.4

Yeah, exactly.

1:05.5

The racist against the Smurfs.

1:07.5

The Blue Man Group is basically when they finally kick Smurf out of Smurf Village. All of the Blue Man Group is basically when they finally kick Smurfette out of Smurf Village.

1:13.6

All of the Blue Man Group live in like one single room that looks like could be on male living spaces.

1:19.2

com.

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