The annals of air raids on the U.S. Navy, generally the one thing that comes to mind is Pearl Harbor, right?

And you know what?

For the first time ever on this show, I'm going to say, fair enough.

Because when you start out with the Super Bowl of getting your ass kicked,

it's kind of hard to remember anything else that happened within that same category in the resulting war.

The Super Bowl of getting your ass kicked is such a nice turn of phrase. Joe, I'm really

proud of you for that one. I thought about this either day when I was doing dishes late at night

and I was reminded that years ago somebody had, I want to say it was Twitter, but it might have

literally been the essay forums that their profile or their little display, but she said,

the Michael Jordan of sucking dick.

And for some reason that's stuck in my brain. And I was like, yeah, but I can't really use that on the show except to just tell that story. But the Super Bowl of getting your ass kicked, I feel like we can reuse that one. But being the Michael Jordan of sucking dick could also be that you're betting on sucking dick. you have a huge gambling problem about sucking dick

later could also be that you're betting on sucking dick. Like, you have a huge gambling

problem about sucking dick.

You take a sojourn from sucking dick

to, you know, take up an alternative

pastime of sucking balls, but you're not

as good at it. Yeah, you

enter AAA ball of eating

ass. This posits

the existence of a really fucked up version of space jam.

Oh no, what does that Bugs Buddy do?

Bugs Bussy, come on.

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