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*PREVIEW* Ten Years to Save My Summer Vacation: TF Live feat. Nish Kumar

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Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We recorded a live show at Between the Bridges in London on May 29 with friend of the show Nish Kumar, who has been doomed to listen to us read terrible political books to him until the end of time. And in this instance we’re reading TEN YEARS TO SAVE THE WEST by former Prime Minister and bathrobe despoiler Liz Truss. You are not prepared for how deeply stupid this book is. Get the full episode on Patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/107699026/ *NEW MERCH AVAILABLE!* We’ve re-issued our ‘What If Your Robot Was Just a Guy?’ shirt with artwork by Rory Blank, and we have an all-new Britianology shirt entitled ‘The Falkland Islands: It’s All We’ve Got Left’ with artwork by Eleanor Osada. They’re both available to pre-order here! https://www.trashfuture.co.uk/store   *EDINBURGH LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be live at Monkey Barrel comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe on August 14, and you can get tickets here:  https://www.wegottickets.com/event/621432   *MILO ALERT* Buy Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ here! https://pensight.com/x/miloedwards/digital-item-5a616491-a89c-4ed2-a257-0adc30eedd6d   *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

Hello, Trash Future listeners.

0:02.4

Just a quick heads up, we have new merch available in our store.

0:06.3

We have re-released the Rory Blank design for What If Your Robot was Just a Guy?

0:11.0

We also have a brand new Britonology shirt entitled The Falkland Islands.

0:15.1

It's All We've Got Left, with artwork designed by Eleanor Asada.

0:19.3

Both shirts are available at the link in the description,

0:21.6

trashfuture.co.uk.

0:23.3

Slash store.

0:25.1

Thanks again. Have a good one.

0:27.2

This is ridiculous because if Liz Truss is any cricketer,

0:29.9

it is Freddie Flintoff.

0:31.3

100%.

0:33.5

So, boozed up on a pedolo,

0:35.3

soiling a bath road.

0:39.3

Frederick Flintoff, arise.

0:45.4

I went to primary school.

0:46.9

A shock to us off.

0:49.8

I've got to mine. I've done my sats.

0:51.9

I'm going to coach.

0:55.0

I went to primary school in Scotland, which is a very traditional experience. Maths in the morning, reading comprehension in the afternoon, the belt's still in use.

1:00.0

Oh, again, some pieces begin to fall into place.

1:04.0

You know, you have certain experiences and it changes you as a person a little bit.

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