We need to talk about the latest depredation of civil rights that is sweeping the UK as sort of Obergruppen-Fuerre Starmer.

Yeah, Keir Starrmer has come out and said, everything is shit now.

No fun is allowed, no smoking. But just to make it worse, Oasis are back.

Oasis is back and you can't smoke.

Yeah, that's right.

It's really kind of like impossible to tell whether it, like, offsets the harm being done to the, like, Ben's right. It's really kind of like impossible to tell whether it like offsets the harm being done to

the like Ben Sherman jacket, Fred Perry shirt.

Yeah, you should be able to smoke indoors at an Oasis concert to increase the chances

of as many of them reaching an early grave as possible.

The funniest bit about this was this morning I was reading about it and listening

to a report on the radio.

Let me guess on Jeremy Vine.

Yep, they were talking about it on Jeremy Vine.

And they were also talking about Excel bullies.

It was a bumper day.

Should Excel bullies be allowed to smoke cigarettes?

Yeah.

Excel bully loose in Oasis gig.

What's more dangerous when you're listening to Oasis?

Is it an Excel bully or is it actually the slow silent killer, passive smoking?

Dave and Charlton.

Yeah, they were talking about this and they said smoking will also be banned from nightclub smoking areas.

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