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*PREVIEW* Pret Police On My Back

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a country run by and for landlords. However, the coronavirus crisis has created a problem: if people congregate en masse in offices and places of business, the disease spreads and people die! However, mitigating this requires people to not be in offices or grim city centre restaurants. So, what is the British commentator class saying about it? Die for Pret. That's right folks, you need to die for Pret. If you want to hear the whole episode, get it on Patreon at the following location: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41429664 We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

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0:00.0

Let's talk about SoftBank and the NASDAQ and what, because basically like, remember, what happened with the stock market is that a small

0:21.5

number of tech stocks have been shooting through the roof, causing the S&P to, you know, that guy

0:27.3

with the hats to continue taking them on and putting off.

0:30.2

Oh, different hats.

0:31.2

Yeah.

0:32.0

Wait, one of these hats just says got milk.

0:34.9

Oh, no, the Dow.

0:37.0

Oh, no, the milk stocks. The Dow is no milk. I'm sorry. Milk is no milk. Oh no, the Dow. Oh, not the milk stocks.

0:39.1

The Dow is no milk.

0:40.5

I'm sorry.

0:41.5

Oh, no, it's going to go off.

0:42.9

It'll be okay for a few days.

0:44.7

It's like a week at most.

0:46.6

It's like one of those old pinball machines or you just like hit the wrong bumper.

0:50.3

It's milk alert.

0:51.2

Milk alert.

0:53.5

The doors and windows seal and the chamber begins finning with, filling with milk.

0:58.3

See, one of the old traitors just putting on a fucking scuba mask, like, not this.

1:02.5

I'm too old for this shit.

1:04.9

The Dow guy needs to be more careful with his hats.

1:07.4

That's right.

1:08.4

So what actually happened was, yeah, these a small number of tech

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