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*Preview* President Jake Paul's Heated Moments feat. Chris Stokel-Walker

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Everyone knows YouTube: the place where you can watch Peppa Pig get beheaded, watch crocodiles turn into chickens, learn about why earth is flat, and so much more. However, YouTube as a cultural phenomenon has created an entire new generation of public figures — a bunch of damn celebrities — and in a preview of this week's bonus, Hussein, Milo, and Nate speak with author Chris Stokel-Walker (@stokel) about his new book "YouTubers: How YouTube shook up TV and created a new generation of stars." Access the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/26713525 You can buy the book here: https://www.canburypress.com/store/p28/-YouTubers-book-by-Chris-Stokel-Walker.html Also, this episode features a preview of a crossover feature on Nate's podcast What a Hell of a Way to Die: Riley and Nate discuss Warhammer 40k and why it has such cachet among weird internet reactionaries. Get it on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/hellofawaytodie/demon-guitar-solo-trumpism-feat-riley-quinn *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing once again at the Star of Kings in Kings Cross (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) on Thursday, May 30 at 7:30 pm. Get your tickets here and return to the podcasting basement! https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-30052019/ *ADDITIONAL LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/ *COMEDY KLAXON*: If you’re in Cambridge, come to Milo’s show tonight, May 14, at 11pm and hear all about Russia. It’s at the ADC Theatre, Park Street, Cambridge CB5 8AS. https://www.adctheatre.com/whats-on/comedy/pindos-an-adventure-in-modern-russia/ Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.0

In order to win it the algorithm from what we know, and this is still a pretty opaque black box, but we do know that it prioritises

0:22.3

watch time. And so if you think about anything, like, are you going to watch paint dry or

0:27.0

are you going to watch like some cool person blow shit up? Like, you automatically tend towards

0:32.4

the extreme with these things. And so the more extreme like, yeah, the paint drying. Yeah. The paint

0:35.8

drying channel. Yeah. Well, I mean,

0:39.1

there's something for everyone on YouTube. This week, the paint is

0:40.5

a du luxe color mat.

0:42.4

It's a sort of off-fusher.

0:44.4

We're going to be watching it dry.

0:45.8

And I'm going to be talking about these screws while we do that.

0:49.8

Whispering about screws into the microphones.

0:52.7

The ASMR paint drying podcast.

0:55.5

In Australia for some reason.

0:57.3

No, this is, this is nasal British Anorak voice,

1:01.7

which is just British Anorak voice, really.

1:03.9

Yes, hello.

1:04.9

That went half-pastridge as well.

1:06.4

It is.

1:06.9

Ah, the paint drying channel, Lynn, it's very interesting.

1:11.3

And as you keep doing it, just like slowly becomes a joke.

1:15.0

You know how I got these screws.

1:22.4

This podcast is stupid as far.

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