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*PREVIEW* Paul Blart: Sandman feat. Connor Southard

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Here we are again, doing a second bonus episode for the week because we realise the profound demands for content. This episode features Riley, Milo, Alice, Hussein, and Connor Southard (@ConnorSouthard), writer and host of the Podside Picnic podcast. We discuss the 1976 sci-fi dystopia film LOGAN'S RUN, among other things. Hope you enjoy! If you want to access the whole episode, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38672094 You can listen to Podside Picnic here: https://www.patreon.com/PodsidePicnic Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Transcript

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0:00.0

That's a serious fucking design floor of the city there.

0:17.7

If you don't want the entire structural integrity of your dome post-apocalyptic city to all be hinging on, you know, one light bulb.

0:26.6

You needed one North FC guy there to be like, who what fucking cowboy wired this?

0:31.6

This has never passed by fucking building regs are going to have your ass over this.

0:38.0

So basically,

0:40.4

they say nobody has to die at 30.

0:43.3

Don't do carousel. You can live, live and grow old.

0:47.3

Allow me to do it. You can live.

0:50.2

You don't have to die. It's a nay.

0:53.8

You can hear, look at this.

0:55.1

There's an old man.

0:57.1

This cock doesn't work anymore.

1:00.0

You can get old.

1:01.8

Yes.

1:04.5

One of the worst delivered lines, I think, in the history of like, it's like Tommy

1:08.7

Wizzo levels of just like, just having a go, like,

1:12.7

whatever emotion you feel.

1:16.7

That was great.

1:18.9

You know, what it's closest to is Troy McClure in the musical Planet of the Ames.

1:23.7

Oh, God.

1:25.7

So, basically, a, um, a, a, like, so I found what, but we're just going to end on this,

1:32.5

which is one conservative,

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