Now that I'm back home from the Airbnb, I was always thought, remember we've talked about

before, sleeping with an animal, is this good? The question has come up before.

Sure. Sleeping with your pet. And for people that do it, like they cannot imagine why one

wouldn't do it. It's totally normal to them. And I've always thought that it's a hygiene issue

in my head why I don't

want an animal to sleep in our bed, right? And because I'm allergic, the room is a, is a millennial

safe space for me. Okay? It's like a lactation room at an airport. It's pristine. There's an air

purifier in there. I got to sleep. But in the Airbnb, these old cats that we, you know, are 14 years old that have not moved in forever and they're indoor cats. We bring them to this new Airbnb. They're not freaking out, but they're also not happy. They're tentative. They're exploring the space. So needless to say, here we have a little baby gate out in front of the room so they can't

like even get to the door to scratch it. Yeah. So they were the first night just scratching on the door, scratching on the door constantly, meow, meow, meow, and it was an apartment. So I was like, Jill, like I feel like we're going to get kicked out of this place because the cats are mulling all right. So we had to open the door and let them in

So they would shut the F up and it was also keeping us up

Yeah, we're like, okay, we had to open the door and let them in so

they would shut the f up and it was also keeping us up yeah we're like okay well just open the door

and they're sleeping here and it's temporary who cares right big mistake it's not hygiene it's

you don't you don't sleep yeah like i don't know if a dog would be different but the cats are

binaural like they, they're not just

asleep during the hours were asleep. They're asleep all goddamn day, conserving energy

to literally poke my eye, literally poke my eye at night. Poe, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.

Woke up three times with a butt in my face.

Always the butt.

Okay.

Walking on the pillow, walking around me, jumping on me, jumping off, jumping back on, jumping off.

I just don't know how people do it.

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