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🗓️ 28 August 2023
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| 0:15.2 | The US knew absolutely nothing about Grenada, to the point they weren't even |
| 0:18.7 | entirely sure where it was on a map. They had no standing plans or standard plans for an invasion |
| 0:24.1 | of the island, probably the only country in the western hemisphere that was the case, |
| 0:28.4 | and speaking of maps, the military didn't fucking have any. |
| 0:32.5 | So the entire invasion was planned on tourist maps that had to be purchased in Florida and North |
| 0:36.6 | Carolina, and then they made photocopies of them. And then so they could be used as a military |
| 0:41.2 | map, they literally just traced grid squares on them. As for educating military officers on how |
| 0:48.0 | Grenada works, they simply gave them a recent copy of the Economist, which had an article about |
| 0:53.5 | Grenada in it. That was it. Of course, the fucking Economist's involvement is like, |
| 0:58.3 | fucking hate that paper so much. Anytime I see it like pop up online, I just want to like, |
| 1:03.3 | I'm not going to say any more because I would have to believe it, but no. |
| 1:07.6 | If you were to say, let's put on our ghoul hats here, like take our human ethics out of it. |
| 1:13.6 | If you're planning an invasion, even an island of 100,000 people, how much time do you want to do this? |
| 1:19.1 | From beginning to when dudes are going to be thrown out of helicopters on the target, |
| 1:23.6 | what do you want? Me personally, I would say you need at least a week if not two weeks. |
| 1:28.2 | It's a small, relatively speaking, it's a small operation that you have zero fucking |
| 1:33.2 | intel about the place, no maps, et cetera. So even running 24 hour staff shifts, I think two |
| 1:38.6 | weeks is more realistic, but a week you could probably do it. It's just that they're not starting |
| 1:44.0 | from a baseline here, they're starting from nothing. I mean, that's like I said, like being a |
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