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PREVIEW: Ocean’s Apprenticeship feat. Devon

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

In a preview of this week's bonus, we’re reviewing a startup called WhiteHat, digesting a terrible Giles Coren wankfest about Oxford admissions, and—most importantly—speaking to friend of the show and biology teacher Devon (@Devon_OnEarth) about the state-mandated ‘British Values’ education. Spoiler alert: it’s inchoate and weird! If you want to hear the whole thing, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32642200 *COME SEE MILO* If you want to catch Milo’s stand-up on tour, get tickets here: https://linktr.ee/miloontour

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0:00.0

So basically, the apprenticeship levy is paid by all businesses that earn over a certain amount,

0:18.7

and there's going to be a music queue coming up in a moment.

0:23.9

But it's an extra payroll tax that businesses pay, and if they hire on apprentices rather than graduates, they can then get it paid back to them and kind of have a free

0:28.2

employee. And so just as an experiment, I'm now going to ask Nate to please play the theme of

0:36.8

Oceans 11 quietly whilst I explain how this startup explains the

0:44.3

university, sorry, not the university, explains the apprenticeship scheme. And it's going to sound like I'm

0:50.2

describing an elaborate crime. Will the government pay for my apprenticeship scheme?

0:55.0

The short answer is yes.

0:56.0

The apprenticeship levy, it works like an additional payroll tax.

0:59.0

Set at 0.5% of an employer's annual pay bill,

1:02.0

the levy applies to employers for the presence in the UK

1:05.0

and an annual pay bill of more than 3 million pounds.

1:08.0

Your pay bill is based on the amount of earnings subject to

1:11.0

national insurance contributions, so in a nutshell, any person who's on your payroll and paid

1:15.8

through PAYE is included in your pay bill. When you spend an apprenticeship training in England,

1:21.0

the government will apply a 10% top-up to your levy account every month, but at the same time,

1:25.7

those funds enter your digital account. So for

1:28.0

every one pound that enters your digital account to spend on apprenticeship training, you get

1:32.3

£1.10. Some employees may find that the funds in their digital account aren't enough to cover

1:37.3

the full cost of training all of these apprentices they want to bring on board, and in those cases,

1:41.6

the government will contribute 90% of the total cost of the additional

1:45.1

delivery. Sounds too good to be true, right? To be honest, there's one catch. Funds expire 24 months

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