where they photoshopped Trump Vance campaign,

um,

a campaign statement say,

you know,

saying,

uh,

Senator Vance says the radical left is desperate to make this race about

anything but the issues.

I reject and rebuke the scurrilous rumors circulating about me on X and other

platforms.

Never in my life have I had sexual

relations with a couch to completion you're right it's very important that's a very like

bill Clinton esk uh like nuance there yeah I did not come I did not inhale right yeah it gives

himself some plausible deniability there but obviously like if like, if you're the Trump fans campaign, there's no reason to give this any oxygen whatsoever. So this is a fake. This is, I don't know this for a fact, but I'm 100% sure that this is a fake press release, but it's genius because it is them denying the couch rumor,

uh, which they, if this gets enough steam, they will then have to deny the denial.

They'll have to say, we did not put out of press reliefs saying J.D. Vance didn't fuck a couch.

Uh, and that opens the door to, well, did he fuck a couch?

And you have to, you know, you don't want to comment on that. So you have to stay mom on it.

So they are in a way, leaving the door open.

That is brilliant. Op. It's like change the parameters of what we're even talking about to

where you have to address whether or not you fucked a couch.