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🗓️ 28 March 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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0:00.0 | Yeah, so what has actually happened here is Starma has banned Ninja Swords. |
0:05.2 | Have we a definition in law of a ninja sword? |
0:08.9 | It's in the Magna Carta. |
0:10.7 | Yeah, I think what's actually happened here is that... |
0:13.4 | What's actually happened here is the Assassin's Creed marketing has gotten badly out of hand. |
0:18.3 | What's actually happened here is that in response to us, |
0:21.7 | maybe suggesting we won't cut the digital service tax, |
0:24.1 | an American Commodore has sailed those black ships into London's harbor |
0:27.9 | and is threatening to bombard us if we don't reduce that 2% levy. |
0:32.1 | I'm stuck on, |
0:33.3 | I'm stuck on like American football crowd chanting lengthy sieges. |
0:38.3 | Like lengthy sieges. |
0:40.3 | Yeah. |
0:42.3 | I got the big foam katana. |
0:45.3 | Yeah, they're all doing instead of the defense chant, they're doing siege craft. |
0:48.3 | Siege craft. |
0:50.3 | It is important though, like it has a question in terms of like, what do you mean by ninja sword? |
0:56.0 | Because it's like, okay, well, are katana safe? |
0:58.0 | No, explicitly not. |
1:00.0 | They're going to come to your house and they're going to take your katana away. |
1:03.0 | Because the katana's like not really a ninja sword. |
1:05.0 | It's like, you know, it's a sort of noble sort of a samurai. |
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