(preview) Live Laugh Love

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Jake has covid. We discuss how he got it, and also gambling, abortion, football, magical realism, the existence of god, gooning, and more. R.I.P. Kenny DeForest FULL EP AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

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0:00.0	You can get an abortion in Israel, but you have to apply to the government.
0:04.9	And they can tell you no.
0:06.8	And if you do it outside of that system, they can, like, imprison the doctor for life and shit.
0:13.0	It's not good.
0:15.3	Is that like if you, so if you're knocked up by a Muslim, I assume they're like, yes, yes, yes, please get it.
0:21.7	That's what I was thinking is like, okay, those are probably the ones that they allow to do it,
0:25.3	you know, I don't know. And I was also thinking it would be funny because like every time you
0:30.0	tweet about Israel, somebody with the Ukraine flag emoji shows up and they're like, well, how about
0:34.8	in Gaza? And I was like, well, the answer to that is if somebody goes, well, do they have abortions
0:39.1	in Gaza?
0:39.8	The answer is, well, if you have a kid in Gaza, just wait a while.
0:47.5	You know, is the IDF will take care of it for you.
0:52.9	Okay, folks, I'm here all week.

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