Well, it's this figure who had gay sex with Barack Obama in 1999 in exchange for

crack.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

This is our headline topic tonight.

I believe it. I haven't seen the video or know anything about it. I just believe it.

Can we play the trailer? It's really, really, really funny. Oh, hell yeah. Okay.

I don't think you need to be able to see it, but all you need to know, if you're listening to this and you haven't made time to see the trailer on Twitter. This is a Tucker Carlson trailer for his Twitter live show.

And that is that the guy he is talking to who claims to have seduced Barack Obama

looks like the Diablo Four treasure goblin.

Oh, Barry, fuck you.

You're just a guy who's in town for the night, and it sounds like you're looking to parties.

Yeah.

Pulled up in a bar outside, and there's this guy that's introduced to me as Barack Obama.

I had given Barack $250 to pay for Coke.

I start putting a line on a CD tray to snort and next thing I know he's got a little pipe

and he's smoking.

So I just started rubbing my hand along his thigh to see where it was going,

and it went the direction I had intended it to go. Even though you had sex with him twice,

you did cocaine with him, watched him smoke crack twice. You had no idea who he was. I had no idea

who he was. You just asked the obvious question. What was Obama like on crack? Is it your sense

that that's who Obama is, just transactional or that he's bisexual?

Or like, what is there? It definitely wasn't Barack's first time, and I would almost be willing to

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