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*PREVIEW* Landlords United

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The gang (comprised of Riley, Milo, Nate, and Alice) looks back at the japes and jives of the final death throes of the U.K.’s ongoing political crisis, because surely this new guy will sort it out. Then, we look at a computer programme that’s facilitating a capital strike among US landlords. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/landlords-united-73812268 Here's the propublica piece we referenced in the episode: https://www.propublica.org/article/yieldstar-rent-increase-realpage-rent *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *BRITAINOLOGY ALERT* We’ve added a live show in Melbourne on the 19th of November in which Nate and Milo will present Britainology! Get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/79853

Transcript

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0:00.0

I mean, think of it this way.

0:01.2

It basically was a masked singer version of Thatcherism, right?

0:04.5

It was who was doing the best Thatcher impression.

0:06.7

And that produced Liz Truss.

0:08.3

And then this went so badly wrong that we had to cancel it and do something else now.

0:12.6

So maybe we can do like a Bush took a trial, you know?

0:15.8

Like, you have to eat like sort of a, like, or a fear factor thing. You have to eat like whole kangaroo penis in his mouth.

0:39.6

So, and of course.

0:41.3

Pete Burns is shaking his head.

0:45.3

I like the idea of it more being like one of the survivor tasks that they have to go on.

0:50.3

Like they fly them to one of those random British territorial possessions where they do military training.

0:54.4

And they basically like the competition is everyone has to try to shoot each other in the dick with a paintball gun.

0:56.6

You're jumping across South Forklund.

1:00.2

The most dangerous game, Diego Garcia edition.

1:05.1

Yeah, the person who manages to come, come away with the fewest dick shots is the prime minister.

1:06.0

Well, I mean, Rishi Sunak, the odd job of the conservative party.

1:11.4

Exactly.

1:12.3

Basically, it's a very small hitbox.

1:14.2

So maybe that is what happened.

1:15.7

It's just to happen behind closed doors.

1:19.0

Finally, the small-penest man wins.

1:23.2

You were laughing at me growing your huge masculine dick and balls, but what good is it to you now?

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